Hot Streak

Do you ever look at someone and think  everyoneelsejustgiveupnowincludingwomenwhatistheuse?

 

I do. To which Sidney Crosby replies:

Very welcome.

Very welcome.

 

The Penguins play in DC tonight. Which means they are in DC right now. Which means an NSA satellite is probably reading this post and assessing whether or not I pose a security risk.

:: Kanye shrug ::

:: Kanye shrug ::

 

There is so much going on in that photo, I don’t even care that he’s wearing a chain like it’s Labor Day 2003 in Cape May, NJ. Once again, pockets have an existential crisis over failure to perform their basic function. If you’ve never contemplated the cosmic mystery of the Dorito ratio, allow my other favorite Captain to demonstrate…

 

But I digress. Where will the Pens rank when the season ends in TWO GAMES? Who will they face in the playoffs? Will Crosby shave off what is honestly some great facial hair he has going on? He is grooming it now, thank heaven. From scraggle four days ago:

 

To sleek two days ago (presumably the same day as the shirt photo above):

 

@Alisonsykora is worried about these important matters, and you should be too. Because I cannot have any thoughts past this.

Click at your own risk: Larger version

Click at your own risk: Larger version

 

Really. I can’t.

 

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  1. Heather Weikel Reply

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. Yep, I’m done for the day, week, month.

  2. Oh no. I read this while at work. Useless for days.

  3. Erin Haley Reply

    *SWOON*

  4. Ohhhhhhhh Captain, my Captain indeed!!! *Heart Eyes Emoji*

  5. Cassy Reply

    That Captain America gif is really terrific. No, I hadn’t considered the Dorito equation in relation to Sid before.

    But I am now!

  6. Misty Reply

    *sigh*….
    I’m glad I’m not the only one who is kind of really digging the facial hair on him. It’s finally growing in quite nicely! 🙂

  7. Fatema Reply

    Ugh I’m wanna slap those people who said at the beginning that he’s not the best player in the world anymore. Well, he shut them up. Look where they are now compared to at the beginning of the season. So proud