I was blasting Adele to drown out my husband being waaaay ahead of me on Jessica Jones, when I finally got to this.
Turn it up.
Now, I can identify about two of the Canadiens by their faces, so I really wish this thing had nameplates. I turned to the team roster to find find the names of my new favorite hockey players.
Dale Weise: Best Jazz Hands
Brendan Gallagher: Most Likely to Add “Disney Prince” to his Tinder Profile
Nathan Beaulieu: Best Cross-Promotion of Disney-Owned Property
Jeff Petry: TIE – Most Age-Inappropriate Haircut and Best Liar
Lars Eller: TIE – Most Likely to Star in Disney on Ice Presents: Frozen and/or Answer to the Name “Sven”
Tomas Fleischmann: Most Confused why North Americans Find this Funny
Mike Condon: Most Likely to Have a Go-To Karaoke Song (That is By Journey)
Torrey Mitchell: Most Emotive Performance in 4th Grade Class Play
PK Subban: Moment You Realize “Let it Go” is Much Longer Than You Thought
Bless all the guys who are into this, but the real star is Carey Price. He looks like he wants to die.
Carey Price: Most Likely to Trade His Voice to Ursula for Legs to Get the Hell Out of Here
It will always bother me that “Let it go” is followed by “I am one with the wind and sky” instead of “wind and snow.” Yes, it rhymes the second line with the fourth, damn you ABAB scheme, but it rings awkwardly in my ear.
Though not as awkwardly as thinking of Elsa but seeing this in my mind:
Oh what fun that Canadiens are having among the NHL’s top three teams. Happy holidays to all. May Santa put copyright infringement lawsuits in your stockings!Tags: andrei markov, brendan gallagher, Carey Price, dale weise, jeff petry, lars eller, mike condon, Montreal Canadiens, nathan beaulieu, pk subban, Tomas Fleischmann, torrey mitchell