If I were the Penguins coach (or a mom, high school principal, etc.), I imagine there would be a lot of exchanges like this one from the new episode of In the Room [video]:
James Neal being a shit.
Me not stopping till Neal owned up to his problem out loud.
Followed immediately by James trying not to laugh.
Jackass. You can’t distract me with your shorts! Do not make me regret this.
In my world, no one would ever say that leggings are not pants. (Oh, those aren’t leggings?)
Everyone would pack a healthy brown bag lunch.
Nisky would get more camera time.
People would wear proper cold weather gear because they are Canadian and also duh.
We’d always look our best.
Glasses and plaid paints all the time.
Everyone would have excellent posture and sit up straight.
They would never make fun of each other.
Or call people names.
Everyone would be happy to see us.
And we’d all sleep well at night.
Of course I’d have the whole thing filmed for TV too. Marketing and management? I’d hire me.Tags: chris kunitz, dan bylsma, james neal, Kris Letang, matt niskanen, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby