It’s been suggested the entire Penguins PR staff is made up of 20-something girls with excellent internet understanding.
Based on today’s evidence, this court concurs.
Puppies! And cuddling! And days of the week! Wait, I got carried away. Is this calendar delivered with an ice cream cake covered in sprinkles? Do the dogs featured cost more to adopt because they, like game-worn jerseys, have been wrapped around your favorite hockey player?
TAKE MY MONEY. Here is my wallet. Also, here’s a receipt for juice I bought at Target, just return it and take that money too.
Nealmobile’s holding this pup as awkwardly as Mike Green did. Told you so.
I would adopt every one. Just get in my car everybody, we’re going home. No more sad Sarah McLachlan songs for you!
There will be more photos today, and hopefully more video. Please say they give Matt Niskanen a turtle. I want specifically to see Crosby with the tiniest kitten available, and he fits it into his pocket. Because it’s smaller than his hands. You can take a screenshot and bury me with it.Tags: beau bennet, Evgeni Malkin, james neal, Pittsburgh Penguins