Lockout, Day 9 – Philosophical Questions
If jeans are really good in this life, do they get to come back as Sidney Crosby’s jeans in the next life?
(How about people named Pants, do they qualify?)
Tags: Sidney CrosbyPockets. DAMN.
****
The only thing good about this lockout is Sidney Crosby in street clothes. Good lord. He’s like the hot guy at school that you’ll hope you catch a glimpse of each day, standing by the lockers, huge hands in tiny pockets.
There’s a joke here about watching him open his locker and “spin your dial” or something, but my brain gets all fogged up like a shower mirror when I try to write it.
And now you’ve just said shower…and mirror…and fogging up.
That is EXACTLY what he looks like, even though I went to high school in BC and boys did not look like that.
Oh, perfect timing. I found this gem of Sid climbing a rope.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mauxhuZQTv1qjstlzo1_500.jpg
Innuendo to your heart’s desire!
I am not a Crobsy kind of girl but this picture? Yes, please.
I’d climb him like a rope. I mean, what? Who said that?!
^^ This. +1.
I would like to be reincarnated into Jonathan Toews’s red spandex practice shirt.
We know, Jess. 😛