I know you’ve gone two weeks without Mikey Monday and frankly, there’s nothing I can do about it.  A certain person needs to get cowboy-ed up at Stampede or something (anything!), because I’m sailing off the edge of the internet here.

Luckily, reader Emily Miller delivered this just in time for Monday:

Remember on “Caps Cribs” when Mike displayed his collection of inspirational word art from Target?  It has a new home. [link]

This could start a conversation about just how much metro/hipsterness a girl can stand.  Mike has been known the push the limits – Gator took one look at his skinny jeans and nearly died laughing.  Most of us have given in to moccasins and scarves and glasses – love them even (oh, the glasses).

But Pinterest?  Is it too much?  You already knew Mike was thinking about cars and sweaters and french fries.  (And now I’m hungry.)

In almost real news, the Capitals made a qualifying offer to Mike under this Restricted Free Agent status [link].  The offer is basically a one-year extension on the current contract.  It would give Green the chance to (hopefully) get a whole season in and prove he’s still got ’07-’10 production up his sleeve.  The Caps could put forth a new contract during next season or Mike would be a UFA at the end.  The offer has not yet been officially accepted, but during the draft Mike was enthusiastic about the Caps’ roster additions.

The Caps also drafted Tom Wilson, who looks a little like someone we know.

Until next week… if you see something, send it my way!