Best Week Ever: Patrick Sharp

Patrick Sharp has pretty much been having the BEST. WEEK. EVER.

First, he and his wife Abby welcomed a baby girl, Madelyn Grace, on Friday.

Officially a DILF.

Early Sunday, the proud papa brought her daughter and wife home.

Sunday night, he scored his 2nd straight overtime game winner in a row to beat the Sharks 3-2. [Watch it here.]

“It was a pretty emotional goal,” Sharp said. “It was tough to focus on hockey with so much going on back home. We have a great locker room. It’s pretty easy to turn things off when you come to the rink, but I was space cadet the whole game.”

Now that Sharpie is a dad, he’s going to need babysitters, right?

Personally, we think that Toews would be an excellent babysitter.  There would be lots of story time and coloring, games of hokey pokey and tea time.

Story time with Uncle Jonathan


Kane, on the other hand…not so much.   It would probably include running around and  jumping off of furniture.  Although, we’re pretty positive that if Madelyn wanted to dress Kane up and make his hair all pretty with bows and clips, he wouldn’t object.

Dude, seriously. What's with this baby?

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    • Oh, my god Jess. I saw this and ALL I could think was “Uncle Jonny”!!

  1. Is anyone else concerned that the ginger kid on Toew’s left looks JUST LIKE INTERN JEFF SKINNER!? That is freaky.

    Toews would be a perfect babysitter – he’d cut the crust off bread and mow the lawn just for fun. But I don’t know about the Hokey Pokey. I think that’s Seabrook territory.

    And yes, I picture Kaner getting dolled up like ET by some little girl who’s too cute to say no to.

    • Speaking of ginger babies, Eric Staal and his wife had a little boy yesterday too!

      So many hockey babies. It makes my reproductive system throw a tantrum.

  2. Here’s a photo of Sharp with his baby, apologies in advance as he has NEVER looked more handsome:

    I cannot handle the cute of hockey players having babies. It’s weakening my defences against not having kids. Patrick Sharp is the most beautiful of all DILFs (obviously) and that photo of Tazer reading is the sweetest thing EVER.

    Plus – Joey the Jr. Reporter was back in the Hawks locker room on Saturday – if he talks to Sharp about his baby I’m gonna die…

    • Oh my goodness. Cutest Daddy & Baby photos EVER! He looks so happy. It make my ovaries hurt.

    • Notice that the book is in French. That ups the adorableness factor by eleventy million.

      • AND the fact that it’s the BERENSTAIN BEARS en Francais! Heart.Explosion.

    • Just when I think Sharp can’t be any better looking, you share that picture with us.

      That baby is going to be all sorts of beautiful when she grows up.

  3. Tazer would be a fun babysitter?? Kane is DEFINITELY more fun!!
    Pat would probably let you build couch cushion forts and let you stay up past your bedtime.
    Tazer is probably a huge fan of the quiet game and then only one book at bedtime.

    • Veronica Reply

      Yeah, but Tazer would ride you around on his back playing horse AND he would fix you Ritz crackers and peanut butter!

      Where do I line up???

    • Thanks a lot guys… now I’m having mildly disturbing fantasies about Tazer being *my* babysitter…

      You are not allowed to use the words “Tazer” and “ride” in the same sentence. Death ensues.

  4. Cassy Reply

    As if Patrick Sharp couldn’t be cuter, what with that hair and those teeth, now he has to be the guy with that hair, those teeth AND a beautiful baby. I bet he even makes little dribbles of drool on his shoulder look cute.

    *Please excuse me while my ovaries implode in advance of said photos*

  5. Anonymous Reply

    Omg!! I died laughing!! Who is kane holding? Uncle jonathan

  6. Anonymous Reply

    Omg!! I would luv fo jonathan toews to babysit me!! Even though I’m to old for a babysiter and kane would soooooo let a little girl dress him up wit ribbons and bows!! Lol. However I don’t think toews would be the one to have tea time!! That’s part of kanes dress up party!!

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