Comments on: We Can't Hear You

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:14:30 +0000

I like how the camera malfunctions when Tazer walks by half naked.
At first I just thought it was me…

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:52:57 +0000

No words….

Dirty birds all of us.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:52:26 +0000

Absolutely on purpose.
He may be derp sometimes but he’s not stupid.

By: Veronica

Veronica — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:01:15 +0000

There was an interview being done?

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 03:28:18 +0000

WHAT?! OH MY SH*T.

By: Cya

Cya — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:01:59 +0000

The Ducks’ announcers just said “Toews has a powerful lower half and he will explode on you.”

By: Cya

Cya — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:56:12 +0000

Poor Angry Eyebrows…never in the spotlight.

By: Taylor Easton (@TaylorGNR)

Taylor Easton (@TaylorGNR) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:38:50 +0000

What a tease!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:37:07 +0000

He’s doing this on purpose. He’s on to us… watch from 0:22 on (I’m sure many of you have see this though).

By: Jaime

Jaime — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:24:54 +0000

I wast gawking at these pictures for a good few minutes before I realized Chuck had written something to go along with said pictures. Hot damn.

By: Brittany

Brittany — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:34:49 +0000

Damn you, autocorrect. WUYS**

By: Brittany

Brittany — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:33:32 +0000

WITS, seasoned pros of making my day.

By: Taylor Easton (@TaylorGNR)

Taylor Easton (@TaylorGNR) — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:16:43 +0000

One word….. Yum!

By: Jess

Jess — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:54:10 +0000

Dibs.

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:51:13 +0000

Amen.

By: Jess

Jess — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:47:19 +0000

I almost said he does not have a “body like Arnold with a Denzel face”… but I was mixing up my Salt ‘n’ Pepa references.

Then I was going to say “What about the smooth black skin?”, but then I remembered this:

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/DPZIECHim10c88yN

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:46:34 +0000

Lick him like a lollipop.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:45:53 +0000

*gets her swerve on*

Ok then, chillin’, chillin’, mindin’ my business
Yo, Pants, I looked around, and I couldn’t believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin’ on with somethin’ kinda…uh
Wicked, wicked – had to kick it!

By: Jess

Jess — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:40:50 +0000

This will never not bring tears to my eyes. Glorious. Just… glorious.

By: Pants

Pants — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:39:07 +0000

If ever there were a perfect moment for a quote from “Shoop,” this is it: “Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him. He’s the cutest brother in here, and he’s comin’ this way! Oooo!”

Really though, every word of this song is about Toews:
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/salt-n-pepa/shoop.html