When they say a picture is worth a thousand words, they mean one like this:

If this isn't the best goal scoring face, I don't know what is.

Jonathan Toews, bless you.  I can barely keep my lunch down for all the stress I feel over the Blackhawks.  The OT loss in Montreal, with JT in the box, felt like a kick in the gut (PK Subban, never meet me in a dark alley).  I could not take another. Thankfully, Tazer saved the day.

I’m taking a moment to enjoy this.  To not think about home-and-home vs. Detroit to finish the season or the fact that Anaheim spanked the Sharks last night.  Dallas plays tonight and everyone (Kaner, Soup, Derpy and I) will be holding their breath.  Turco may even stop trolling for a minute.

Jonny looks as stressed out as I feel [video].  We’ll both feel a lot better when we see this again:

What does high score mean? Did I break it?

The Hawks have games Friday night and Sunday afternoon.  So cancel your weekend, there is hockey going on.